If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid

It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork

You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people

I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing
15. Don’t hate me because i’m handsome, hate me because your wife thinks I am

You're as fake as the old Eden tree.

If you really want to know about mistakes you should ask your parents

You’re so stupid you tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order

Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale

With a face like yours, I wish I was blind

Anyone with anything to add please feel free as we all need to make DDfagqueen loved on this forum.

 

copy and paste fail.....

 

And you'd know all about copy and paste wouldn't you? Seems that's all you do when it comes to posting pics biatch

 

im hungry......chicken anyone? i need a new cotton shirt... david do u know where i can get a deal?

 

The same place I got mine. Up in yo mama biatch!!!!!

 

Who is this ddfagqueen? Lol found a few threads about him/her?