sorry guys...
I'd come "down" with somthing, the flu works well.
mope around a few days before, maybe even cough on a coworker.. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
then the night before the trip go to the doctor, say you have a stomach flu, they will ask a couple questions.. just say yep. and get a note..
geese woulden't you know it your feeling better in a weeks time, lock your doors and head for the hills [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
mope around a few days before, maybe even cough on a coworker.. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
then the night before the trip go to the doctor, say you have a stomach flu, they will ask a couple questions.. just say yep. and get a note..
geese woulden't you know it your feeling better in a weeks time, lock your doors and head for the hills [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
Dr.8 Track Here...
Turn your head and cough.....err....I mean on a co-worker that is...
Hmmmm....lets see here....Clear hearing...Well rested...Hmmmm...
What we have here is a plain and simple case of "Memphisotosis"....Theres only one know cure for it...
1)Start off with a nice looooooong drive to somewhere....lets say....ummm...Memphis for arguements sake...
2)Follow that with a couple days of extremly loud car stereos to take care of that little hearng problem of yours.
3)While doing#2,mix in one dose of "party-hardy".This should take of the rest problem you are experiencing right now.
I forsee you being off work for now less than one weeks time.
Take this note to your employer and explain your problem.Should he have a problem with my perscription,please advise him to contact me so as I may "layth the smack-downth" upon him.
Follow my directions closely and you should be back in the game come close to the end of October.
..And ah yes.....You MUST.....MUST...stop in Calgary and say hello to this guy who has an old school setup he competes with...the guys a freak...
Yours Truly,
Dr.8 Track
Turn your head and cough.....err....I mean on a co-worker that is...
Hmmmm....lets see here....Clear hearing...Well rested...Hmmmm...
What we have here is a plain and simple case of "Memphisotosis"....Theres only one know cure for it...
1)Start off with a nice looooooong drive to somewhere....lets say....ummm...Memphis for arguements sake...
2)Follow that with a couple days of extremly loud car stereos to take care of that little hearng problem of yours.
3)While doing#2,mix in one dose of "party-hardy".This should take of the rest problem you are experiencing right now.
I forsee you being off work for now less than one weeks time.
Take this note to your employer and explain your problem.Should he have a problem with my perscription,please advise him to contact me so as I may "layth the smack-downth" upon him.
Follow my directions closely and you should be back in the game come close to the end of October.
..And ah yes.....You MUST.....MUST...stop in Calgary and say hello to this guy who has an old school setup he competes with...the guys a freak...
Yours Truly,
Dr.8 Track


