Three boys (12yrs old) at school talking about there campout at Jimmys this Sat night. Well, Sat arrives and they've got there camp set up and Billy pulls out a Playboy and the three start looking through it. Tom gets up and runs away. When they went back to school on Mon, Jimmy and Billy ask Tom why he ran away Sat night.
His responce was: "Well, my mom told me that if I was looking at something that I shouldn't, I'd turn to stone. I felt something getting hard!"

 

Bwahaahahaha!!!!!!
Good 1

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha roflmao

 

[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] nice

 

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" FBI" said the voice on the phone .
"Hey you's guys jest gota go to Billy Bob's house and check out his fire wood. He got's pot stashed in it" click.
So the FBI rushed over to Billy Bob's and splits EVERY piece of wood they can find.
Nothing.
Next day the phone rings "Hey Billy Bob , Did you's get's your fire wood split?"
Billy Bob said "Yep, It were the darnest sight."
" Merry Christmas."

 

hmmm wonder if that would work [img]tongue.gif[/img]

 

it would but wit a mighty big fine.