Devoted Wife
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A Devoted Wife
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. He had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said, ''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?''
''What, my dear?'' she asked gently.
''I think you bring me bad luck!''
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. He had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said, ''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?''
''What, my dear?'' she asked gently.
''I think you bring me bad luck!''
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Originally posted by Mike MacAwesome:
^ are you single? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
^ are you single? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
She loves me enough to allow me to treat her like ****
FYI, I'm kidding around and don't mean any of the sexist statements
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Ouch that hurts yet real funny. My wife and I had been married 16 years today. Funny thing is it is good and bad. We suport each other through it all. Most every time when I'm on the comuter she is on hers just a few feet away. I read all the funny stuf you people post and she laughs for the most part. Ya I know bla bla bla.
