The E-mail my girlfriend recieved today Please read and feel free to laugh with me!
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My GF posted her pic on one of the rate me sites just to see what kind of rating she'd get, and she recieved this e-mail from a guy that saw her picture. Please by all means laugh out loud! I sure did! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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"Hello,
I have so much to offer, share, give and explore... I need
someone to do it all with me. I am currently without a girlfriend
because I know exactly what I want and what I can offer. My last
relationship ended because she said she could handle my passion, my
desire, my fantasies, fetishes and need for sexual pleasure,
exploration and excitement… but she wasn’t ready. I am honest, I love
sex.. I love wild kinky sex sometimes. I am not into EXTREME kinky or
anything sick… so don’t worry. No potty, no kids, animals, mutilation,
or bloodletting pain. But I do love a lot of sex, sometimes kinky,
sometimes intense, but always a lot of sex. I am very dominant in an
explorative and push the limits kind of way. If you love sex and need
a strong passionate man to guide you into intense and very pleasurable
sexual fun… and start a friendship, relationship and maybe.. maybe
something much more if you’re the one I am looking for.. let’s start.
I need a true sexual nympho submissive exhibitionist girlfriend. The
road to long term passion is intense, but the reward is beyond wonder
for both of us. Only one spot is available for my heart, passion and
desire. The reason for bringing up sex first and pushing the sexual
limits… due to my desires and expectations, that is the most difficult
aspect to connect with someone. I can go out on dates, movies, dinner,
travel to Mexico, Las Vegas, Hawaii, spend the night, go to a game,
make out all night… with just about anyone. That is easy. Wild kinky
sexual fun is another level of connection very, very difficult to find.
Are you ready? Step one… I am on Yahoo under thicknickdick . IM me,
put me on your friends list.. send me a message to spike my interest.
Email me back if you like. I want to see more pics of you, learn about
your passions, your desires, your dreams… I want to push your sexual
limits, orgasm with you and find a matching heart beat of passion,
lust, love, and pure sexually stoned bliss."
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[ February 11, 2004, 11:55 PM: Message edited by: MrEastSide ]
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"Hello,
I have so much to offer, share, give and explore... I need
someone to do it all with me. I am currently without a girlfriend
because I know exactly what I want and what I can offer. My last
relationship ended because she said she could handle my passion, my
desire, my fantasies, fetishes and need for sexual pleasure,
exploration and excitement… but she wasn’t ready. I am honest, I love
sex.. I love wild kinky sex sometimes. I am not into EXTREME kinky or
anything sick… so don’t worry. No potty, no kids, animals, mutilation,
or bloodletting pain. But I do love a lot of sex, sometimes kinky,
sometimes intense, but always a lot of sex. I am very dominant in an
explorative and push the limits kind of way. If you love sex and need
a strong passionate man to guide you into intense and very pleasurable
sexual fun… and start a friendship, relationship and maybe.. maybe
something much more if you’re the one I am looking for.. let’s start.
I need a true sexual nympho submissive exhibitionist girlfriend. The
road to long term passion is intense, but the reward is beyond wonder
for both of us. Only one spot is available for my heart, passion and
desire. The reason for bringing up sex first and pushing the sexual
limits… due to my desires and expectations, that is the most difficult
aspect to connect with someone. I can go out on dates, movies, dinner,
travel to Mexico, Las Vegas, Hawaii, spend the night, go to a game,
make out all night… with just about anyone. That is easy. Wild kinky
sexual fun is another level of connection very, very difficult to find.
Are you ready? Step one… I am on Yahoo under thicknickdick . IM me,
put me on your friends list.. send me a message to spike my interest.
Email me back if you like. I want to see more pics of you, learn about
your passions, your desires, your dreams… I want to push your sexual
limits, orgasm with you and find a matching heart beat of passion,
lust, love, and pure sexually stoned bliss."
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[ February 11, 2004, 11:55 PM: Message edited by: MrEastSide ]
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jk.. sorry, just like to hassel those americans [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
jk.. sorry, just like to hassel those americans [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
