John and his friends, *joke*
Every month John goes to the bar after work with his friends and gets drunk all the time that he pukes all over himself.
When he goes home his wife complains that she always has to clean the puke off his shirt and she says that if he comes home one more time with puke all over himself again she wants a divorce.
The following month John and his friends head down to the bar like every other month, but this time John asks for a coke."A Coke?" the bartender says."yes" says John."My wife said if I come home with puke all over my self again she wants a divorce" says John."try this",says the bartender."
Put a $50 bill in your jacket pocket and drink, if you puke on your self tell your wife the guy next to you at the bar puked on you but he gave you a $50 bill for the dry cleaner."says the bartender."That's brilliant" says John.
So he orders beers and ends up puking all over himself again.John arrives home to find his wife waiting for him."What did I tell you last month?"says his wife."If I puke all over myself again you want a divorce." says John."But let me explain what happened, I went to the bar but I didn't drink.The guy next to me did and he is the one that puked all over me.
He apologized for what he did and gave me a $50 bill for the dry cleaners.It's in my coat pocket." says John.The wife goes into John's coat pocket and pulls out 2 $50 bills and says what the other $50 for?
John says "The other guy also **** in my pants."
When he goes home his wife complains that she always has to clean the puke off his shirt and she says that if he comes home one more time with puke all over himself again she wants a divorce.
The following month John and his friends head down to the bar like every other month, but this time John asks for a coke."A Coke?" the bartender says."yes" says John."My wife said if I come home with puke all over my self again she wants a divorce" says John."try this",says the bartender."
Put a $50 bill in your jacket pocket and drink, if you puke on your self tell your wife the guy next to you at the bar puked on you but he gave you a $50 bill for the dry cleaner."says the bartender."That's brilliant" says John.
So he orders beers and ends up puking all over himself again.John arrives home to find his wife waiting for him."What did I tell you last month?"says his wife."If I puke all over myself again you want a divorce." says John."But let me explain what happened, I went to the bar but I didn't drink.The guy next to me did and he is the one that puked all over me.
He apologized for what he did and gave me a $50 bill for the dry cleaners.It's in my coat pocket." says John.The wife goes into John's coat pocket and pulls out 2 $50 bills and says what the other $50 for?
John says "The other guy also **** in my pants."
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
happy_mcslappy
Canadian General Car Audio Discussion
13
Aug 17, 2004 06:16 AM
