Joke : The pickle slicer
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The Pickle Slicer
Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his ***** in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help.
After six months, his therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day, he came home from work very early. His wife, Sarah, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.
Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his ***** in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today, he finally went ahead and did it and was immediately fired from his job. Sarah gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and boxer shorts only to find a normal,
completely intact *****.
She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"
Yossel tearfully replied, "I think she got fired, too."
Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his ***** in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help.
After six months, his therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day, he came home from work very early. His wife, Sarah, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.
Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his ***** in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today, he finally went ahead and did it and was immediately fired from his job. Sarah gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and boxer shorts only to find a normal,
completely intact *****.
She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"
Yossel tearfully replied, "I think she got fired, too."
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jesus is walking past the pearly gates and asks st pete how its hanging.
"im hanging out to go to the loo"st peter replies
way you go says jesus. i'll hold the fort till you get back.
st peter leaves and jesus starts checking people into heaven.
finally an old man turns up waiting for entry into heaven.
the old boy looks familiar so jesus decides to ask a few questions rather than checking his name off.
hi there he says. so what do you do by profession he asks?
im a carpenter by trade the old boy replies. jesus's ears ***** up.
any children jesus asks?
one son the old boy replies.
how was he born jesus asks?
he wasnt really... its hard to explain. lets just call it a miracle the old boy replies.
any distinguishing features? jesus asks excitedly...
well he had holes in his hands and feet and.........
jesus interrupts excitedly and says..its me dad, its me
the old boy bursts into tears, hugs him and says"pinocchio"
"im hanging out to go to the loo"st peter replies
way you go says jesus. i'll hold the fort till you get back.
st peter leaves and jesus starts checking people into heaven.
finally an old man turns up waiting for entry into heaven.
the old boy looks familiar so jesus decides to ask a few questions rather than checking his name off.
hi there he says. so what do you do by profession he asks?
im a carpenter by trade the old boy replies. jesus's ears ***** up.
any children jesus asks?
one son the old boy replies.
how was he born jesus asks?
he wasnt really... its hard to explain. lets just call it a miracle the old boy replies.
any distinguishing features? jesus asks excitedly...
well he had holes in his hands and feet and.........
jesus interrupts excitedly and says..its me dad, its me
the old boy bursts into tears, hugs him and says"pinocchio"
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