"If we don't care for the 8-track, who will"? -- Mr. James "Big Bucks" Burnette

Rollin' up to a road block after going hard all night buddy says:

"Look guys, it's blue and lights are flashing reds!!"

If practice makes perfect, and nobodys perfect, then why practice?

Why ask rhetorical questions!

Bend over and bite the pillow wench... I'm going in dry!

"put on your seatbelt, i wanna try something"
"practice doesnt make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect."

"Frucin Pron rocks,Imwastezd"

"In Canada we had the opportunity for English Law, French Culture, and American Know-how. Somehow we ended up with French Rule, British Know-how, and American Culture."

Beauty is only a light switch away.

"PORK CHOP SANDWHICHES"

(mr big schnoz should know what this is from..Gi Joe :D )

-Comunism has been proven to fail, capitalism has not.... yet

"F*ck No?"
-Steve Stiffler

Life Gets In The Way
- some 80's movie or another

The problem isnt that we are all jaded and disenchanted, its that we all listen to Popular Music. After listening to songs about heartbreak and sadness millions of times, what do you expect but a bunch of sad,lonely people?
- Nick Hornby, "High Fidelity" (quoted off top of head, may be wrong, but meh)

" After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible..........is music "