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Wish in one hand and sh1t in the other and tell me which one fills up first.
You put the beer in the coconut and drink all up. You can't touch a breast but you can cave in a chest...at the nudie bar. It's only a game Focker. Some of us can't see in the dark you f*ckin nibblehead. |
"I have GOT to get me one of THESE!" - Independance Day
"Bueller... Beuller..." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off "Ferris Bueller you're my hero" - FBDO "Agghhhh!" - FBDO (Graham sez this into the phone when he's talking to the principal) "I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?" - FBDO "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." - FBDO [ November 01, 2005, 11:44 PM: Message edited by: GrizZz ] |
"I remain now and will always be.... the Duckman" and he does a little
dance and points down to his old shoes - Pretty in Pink, yes, I'm old enough and girly enough to love those old shows |
Originally posted by cujo: Williamson: Will you go to lunch? Go to lunch. WILL you GO to LUNCH? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blake: What's the problem, pal? Dave Moss: You - [correcting him] Dave Moss: Moss. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums? Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch? Dave Moss: Yeah. Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ****. Good father? **** you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you ****sucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. and Dave Moss: What's your name? Blake: **** you. That's my name. [Moss laughs] Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name. Glengarry Glen Ross. Classic. |
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
- The Shining. |
One more...
"You're one pathetic loser" |
"If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one *ick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a *ocksucker."
Woody Harrelson in Play it to the Bone. [ November 03, 2005, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Back-2-Bassiks ] |
"TCB baby, TCB"
and : "I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn't had a hard-on in years." Elvis (Bruce Campbell) in Bubba Ho-Tep. |
"Five minutes till Wapner" - Rainman
"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious ****" - Back To The Future "A nerd is someone whose life is focused on computers and technology, but A geek is someone whose life is focused on computers and technology and LIKES it that way" - Can't remember what movie. "Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual." - Stripes "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky **** goin' on there. And it's green too!" - Dazed & Confused |
Originally posted by Blinddemonz: “The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're ****ed.” “The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the ****ing question.” "Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop." Mizzarty its litre cola ;) lol "Face it Forman, you're not a cheater... a wise man once said "know thyself" and that man was Tater Nuts!" |
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