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Old May 26, 2004 | 09:46 AM
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So like I'm sitting here reading the forums........ and start laughing at one of the posts while chewin on a raw carrot (cause I'm tryin' to be healthy) and the carrot crunchies decide not to go down the pipe but up the nasal cavity and take up residence killin the insides of the cavity........... and so I'm sittin' here blowin' my nose like crazy trying to dis-lodge the crushed carrot pieces out of my nose, and it's killin. I'm blowing so hard into the kleenex it's ripping apart like a fragmentation grenade hit it and then the carrot chunks come flying out.......... right through the kleenex ........... shiat kleenex if you ask me.......... and there carrot chunks blasted all over the place. So I'm sitting here wondering, do I clean it up or leave it for the cleaners as a wall surprise.........


Ok, I cleaned it up cause I'm a decent person But I bet Tim and Dukk would have left it glued to the wall. Ok, you too Yuli [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Old May 26, 2004 | 09:51 AM
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BTW, this is even worse with chilli peppers, walnuts, etc. I know there's few of you thinkin'.... I otta give this a go. Trust me, it's not for the faint of heart.......... o if you have a booger phobia.
Old May 26, 2004 | 09:51 AM
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I friggin hate that! It happens to me with carrots also. The forum is also resonsable for a $40 cleanning bill for the laptop. Damn fresca hurts out of the nose!
Old May 26, 2004 | 09:56 AM
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AHHAHHAHAHAAH,ok so your reading a post on the forum and laughing, im reading your post and laughin my *** off ahahahhahaha

OH man that is soo gross but soo funny!! Ahah good luck then eh!

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Old May 26, 2004 | 09:57 AM
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LOL I hate when carrots do that, and there's not a kleenex made that can stand up to my nose... (also referred to as an elephant trumpeting) someone should make a kevlar reinforced kleenex for times like that!
Old May 26, 2004 | 10:01 AM
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Hmm Tom = George?
Old May 26, 2004 | 10:03 AM
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Originally posted by JohnnyToronto:
Hmm Tom = George?
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Old May 26, 2004 | 10:05 AM
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so Tom's george, [img]graemlins/jack.gif[/img] lad dee freakin dah! [img]graemlins/2xblown.gif[/img]
Old May 26, 2004 | 10:55 AM
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Im George
Old May 26, 2004 | 12:13 PM
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Originally posted by dawgsbreakfast:
So like I'm sitting here reading the forums........ and start laughing at one of the posts while chewin on a raw carrot (cause I'm tryin' to be healthy) and the carrot crunchies decide not to go down the pipe but up the nasal cavity and take up residence killin the insides of the cavity........... and so I'm sittin' here blowin' my nose like crazy trying to dis-lodge the crushed carrot pieces out of my nose, and it's killin. I'm blowing so hard into the kleenex it's ripping apart like a fragmentation grenade hit it and then the carrot chunks come flying out.......... right through the kleenex ........... shiat kleenex if you ask me.......... and there carrot chunks blasted all over the place. So I'm sitting here wondering, do I clean it up or leave it for the cleaners as a wall surprise.........


Ok, I cleaned it up cause I'm a decent person But I bet Tim and Dukk would have left it glued to the wall. Ok, you too Yuli [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Hey, with a beak like that it's a damn wonder you didn't get the whole carrot stuck up there [img]tongue.gif[/img]



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