Some rumors I have heard the past few days which were kind of hilarious but have no truth...

There is no divorce or separation
Neither of us has gone bankrupt
We do not owe the mafia lots of money (or any money lol)
Neither of us have a disease
We are not homeless
I did not have either of my legs chopped off
Neither of us have been arrested


lol.. just had to clear the airwaves as I have been hearing lots of rumors

but we do no longer own a cavalier

 

That is good that You don't owe the mafia at least there Chris(and Mel)!! But I heard that you were shooting some exotic films abroad and got caught smuggling in exotic animals :P lol jk!!!Good to see your still alive man!! lol

 

are you still alive man?
the rumors i hear is that you need to to get more amps and subs just because you need more and more spl
but as you said "kind of hilarious but have no truth..."
ok had to LOL
and are you shooting some exotic films ? MMMMMMM "kind of hilarious but have no truth..."
how is the car ?

 

i heard your selling you kidney's to support your big mac addiction :P glad to hear everything's cool with you guys! Btw Big Vito keeps asking me for your phone number... said something about bankrupcy, chopping off legs, and money being owed or something hehe

 

did you give him the right phone # of 911-4846

 

i heard you guys are taking time off to remake the karate kid?

 

well actually i heard that and footloose too !

 

so what i hear is true then. I heard you guys were driving down the 401 one nite and got abducted by aliens. They brought you back shortly after performing probing..........however, they kept the cavalier.

 

yeah they kept the cavalier and replaced it with a minivan and a baby seat :P

 

Well I know the truth I actually ran in to Mel and what is up is Chris is Pregnant with an alien baby so he has gone in to hiding till its born