If I see one more person spell lose wrong I'm gonna loose it.
Kinda like seeing 11:11 every time you look at the clock...well ok...that's a lose connection, and if you loose me...don't loose your cool.

 

Were you trying to be sarcastic in your post and how you used lose, and loose. If you weren't, I suggest taking some remedial English courses.

 

Dear Starterwiz,

We here at Santa's Village have received your letter and processed it. Unfortunately we have denied your request for a pony next year as we feel what you really need is a life so we will be replacing your request with said item.

signed,
Santa

 

It's two bad, but I'm just not hereing you.

 

For me.. it's people who don't know the difference between DUAL and DUEL...

You have a sub with duel coils... so they're always fighting each other?

 

Deer, to whom it concerns
I'm sorry I cant spend much time hair, my friend is waiting for me at the bus station so I have to go their to pick her up...

 

I'm comming to realize that tunning out useless double letters is impossible.

 

SOLDER

aka...
soldier
soder
sauder
sauter
saughter

 

^ Good one.

Or how about when expressing money. I've NEVER seen this as bad as I do nowadays. One hundred dollars is "$100" NOT 100$!!! YOU ARE NOT IN FRANCE SO TYPE IT RIGHT!

Not so much typed but when people say "council" for the word console, as in "I'm a fixin' to make up a new COUNCIL for m' truck."

 

^ those are the same mouth breathers that have a hard time keeping out of the meridian when driving on a split lane highway.