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4000 Watt CAFz'r
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Ok so buddy is driving down the highway speeding, he speeds past a bridge where a cop is hiding with a radar gun...
The policeman stops the guy for speeding and asks him what the big hurry is.
"I'm late for work!" he said.
"What do you do that's so important?" asks the cop.
"I'm a rectum stretcher!"
"What the **** does a rectum stretcher do?!" the cop enquires.
"Well, I first stick one finger up a rectum, then two, then three, until I can get both my hands in and I stretch until it's about six feet wide!"
"What," says the cop, "Do they do with a six feet ?"
The guy replies "Normally they give them radar guns and stick them behind a bridge!"
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The policeman stops the guy for speeding and asks him what the big hurry is.
"I'm late for work!" he said.
"What do you do that's so important?" asks the cop.
"I'm a rectum stretcher!"
"What the **** does a rectum stretcher do?!" the cop enquires.
"Well, I first stick one finger up a rectum, then two, then three, until I can get both my hands in and I stretch until it's about six feet wide!"
"What," says the cop, "Do they do with a six feet ?"
The guy replies "Normally they give them radar guns and stick them behind a bridge!"
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