ATTN: D.Sanchez
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We claim responsibility for kidnapping your Easter Bunny. Muwahaha. He has been nailed to our wood rack and both legs have been cut off with a dull Olfa blade. One leg has been fed to "jaws", the other will be delived to you. Ransom is 10 Frosties and Chocolate Chip Muffins + one Papa Bear (60) of Crown no later than Saturday at 6:00 or the bunny gets it. We mean business.
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"I have a rabid beaver that I use myself. First we get him really pissed off, then because he had his tail pierced in a freak accident with a air nailer at some constructions site (something about his dam had to go or something), we can put him onto the board and put a screw through the peircing and let him chew his way around. Either that or we get out the router with the circle jig on it."
__________________ i would have use the rabid beaver on your Easter Bunny |
you son of a bitch, you know i dont deal with terrorists, ive called wendys, if any orders like this are placed they will immediately call the police, do with the buddy as u wish, hes dead to me, only god knows what you sick bastards did to him since ive been gone, hes old news and definately damaged goods
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Sleep with one eye open is all I can say.....You have 39 hours.......then the bunny meets, the machine.....that is all.
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Kevin, who do you think "jaws" is......
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i would use the Easter Bunny to cut holes with ,just get him really pissed off
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D.Sanchez
This is the windmill here and you have been warned the bunny gets it tommorow at 6! o yes there will be blood!
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Hahaha, this is killer :appl: Funny stuff. But, i know! Get the video of the bunny when it's going into the machine and put it on youtube.:smokin:
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Awesome, just awesome
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As of this morning, the bunny has been blindfolded, gagged and put into isolation......there is no hope unless you pay ransom....
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