ATTN: D.Sanchez
#1
ATTN: D.Sanchez
We claim responsibility for kidnapping your Easter Bunny. Muwahaha. He has been nailed to our wood rack and both legs have been cut off with a dull Olfa blade. One leg has been fed to "jaws", the other will be delived to you. Ransom is 10 Frosties and Chocolate Chip Muffins + one Papa Bear (60) of Crown no later than Saturday at 6:00 or the bunny gets it. We mean business.
#2
"I have a rabid beaver that I use myself. First we get him really pissed off, then because he had his tail pierced in a freak accident with a air nailer at some constructions site (something about his dam had to go or something), we can put him onto the board and put a screw through the peircing and let him chew his way around. Either that or we get out the router with the circle jig on it."
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i would have use the rabid beaver on your Easter Bunny
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i would have use the rabid beaver on your Easter Bunny
#3
you son of a bitch, you know i dont deal with terrorists, ive called wendys, if any orders like this are placed they will immediately call the police, do with the buddy as u wish, hes dead to me, only god knows what you sick bastards did to him since ive been gone, hes old news and definately damaged goods