Bachelor party ideas?
I need to hire her [img]smile.gif[/img] She would fit right in. (after she wears a Canucks jersey)
For the record though, anyone that records activites that may be used against them at any point in the future, especially in the form of a bachelor party are eligable for a serious a$$ kicking at any and all necessary times. Videotaping activities that may be inadvertently and accidentaly viewed by your other half or found years down the road by your best friends other half will lead to serious problems for all involved parties. Matter of fact you will be forbidden (no pun intended) from partaking in any and all events that will ever involve your friends and drinking, so leave the camera in the car. (use it later when is puking violently or when you t-bag him as he is duct taped to the stop sign)
Secondly, a trip to the titty bar is a right, not a priveledge. A bachelor party is no excuse for a trip to the nudey bar, it is a right of passage. At all times a good show or two and drink of choice should be had, especially after a stressful day. Any and all road trips to whatever stereo competition and sports activities are obligated to make a minimum of one trip to the closest available stripper lounge. When playing in any tournament you are obligated to have your team meeting at the peeler bar.
Now for activities on the day, I would feel the desire to plaster the individual with frozen paint *****, maybe this may help to change his mind. The obligatory full contact texas scramble should be next on the list, right after you kidnap the individual before dawn. His breakfast drink should be rye or beer of his only choice of the day, all other choices for him are now yours combined.I would also recommend any and all activities involving rye and roadtrips. A local restaurant with hot waitresses is a must. A rental van from Budget that proudly announces your friends downfall is also a must (+ the sober driver). Any full contact sport that may help jar your friends grey matter back to reality is also a must. Do not let him go down without a fight. The obligatory body paint and being left on the doorstep is also a must. Pictures of where he has been is also a must (except for the titty bar and any other indictable offence). A full repost of the evening must be presented for all to see.
And I forgot the peeler sent to the place of work with a snake.
[ April 16, 2004, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: MR2NR ]
For the record though, anyone that records activites that may be used against them at any point in the future, especially in the form of a bachelor party are eligable for a serious a$$ kicking at any and all necessary times. Videotaping activities that may be inadvertently and accidentaly viewed by your other half or found years down the road by your best friends other half will lead to serious problems for all involved parties. Matter of fact you will be forbidden (no pun intended) from partaking in any and all events that will ever involve your friends and drinking, so leave the camera in the car. (use it later when is puking violently or when you t-bag him as he is duct taped to the stop sign)
Secondly, a trip to the titty bar is a right, not a priveledge. A bachelor party is no excuse for a trip to the nudey bar, it is a right of passage. At all times a good show or two and drink of choice should be had, especially after a stressful day. Any and all road trips to whatever stereo competition and sports activities are obligated to make a minimum of one trip to the closest available stripper lounge. When playing in any tournament you are obligated to have your team meeting at the peeler bar.
Now for activities on the day, I would feel the desire to plaster the individual with frozen paint *****, maybe this may help to change his mind. The obligatory full contact texas scramble should be next on the list, right after you kidnap the individual before dawn. His breakfast drink should be rye or beer of his only choice of the day, all other choices for him are now yours combined.I would also recommend any and all activities involving rye and roadtrips. A local restaurant with hot waitresses is a must. A rental van from Budget that proudly announces your friends downfall is also a must (+ the sober driver). Any full contact sport that may help jar your friends grey matter back to reality is also a must. Do not let him go down without a fight. The obligatory body paint and being left on the doorstep is also a must. Pictures of where he has been is also a must (except for the titty bar and any other indictable offence). A full repost of the evening must be presented for all to see.
And I forgot the peeler sent to the place of work with a snake.
[ April 16, 2004, 06:46 PM: Message edited by: MR2NR ]
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Originally posted by bigmike216:
but would she go to the strip club with you? A good evening out with the misses i'd say [img]tongue.gif[/img]
but would she go to the strip club with you? A good evening out with the misses i'd say [img]tongue.gif[/img]
MR2NR - I need to hire her She would fit right in. (after she wears a Canucks jersey)
Sure I'll wear one
lolDont often see women in paintball that i can recall, it leaves weltz n it hurtz
lol [img]tongue.gif[/img][ April 16, 2004, 07:09 PM: Message edited by: Boomin Z24 ]
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Originally posted by Boomin Z24:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bigmike216:
but would she go to the strip club with you? A good evening out with the misses i'd say [img]tongue.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by bigmike216:
but would she go to the strip club with you? A good evening out with the misses i'd say [img]tongue.gif[/img]
</font>[/QUOTE]Definately a keeper. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
