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A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his
help in reviving her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?", asks
the doctor.
"Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said. "He won't even take an
aspirin.
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee.He won't even
taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things
went"
It wasn't a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as
to the progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh Jaysus Mary and Joseph,
doctor,' twas horrid. Just terrible!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee, Lard De effect
was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his
eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce!
With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,ripped me
clothes to tatters and then, Lard tunder and Jaysus, didn't he take me right
then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on the tabletop! It
was a nightmare, I tell you!"
"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"
" No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in
25 years. But, oh me son, I'll never be able to show me face in Tim
Horton's ever again!"
A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask his
help in reviving her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?", asks
the doctor.
"Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said. "He won't even take an
aspirin.
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee.He won't even
taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things
went"
It wasn't a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as
to the progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh Jaysus Mary and Joseph,
doctor,' twas horrid. Just terrible!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee, Lard De effect
was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his
eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce!
With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying,ripped me
clothes to tatters and then, Lard tunder and Jaysus, didn't he take me right
then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on the tabletop! It
was a nightmare, I tell you!"
"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"
" No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in
25 years. But, oh me son, I'll never be able to show me face in Tim
Horton's ever again!"
[img]tongue.gif[/img] lol had me thinking it was in thier kitchen. lol i feel her pain for not begin able to go to timmys. 
i could not live wiht out it.
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