Two blondes are working on a house. One of them, who’s nailing down siding, has been
reaching into her pouch, pulling out a nail, and either tossing it over her shoulder
or nailing it in. The second blonde, figuring this was worth looking into, asks, "Hey-how
come you’re throwing half the nails over your shoulder?"

The first blonde explains, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it’s pointed toward me,
I throw it away because it’s defective. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I nail it
in."

"You moron!" the second blonde yells. "The nails pointed toward you aren’t defective.
They’re for the other side of the house."
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Lmao