Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Calgary. One of them is attacked by a rabid Rottwieler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A Calgary Sun reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Flame's Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal", he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Flame's fan", the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Calgary, I just assumed you were", said the reporter, and he started again.
"Little Stampeder's Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack", he
continued writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Stamp's fan either", cried the boy.
"I assumed everyone in Calgary was either a Flame's fan or Stamp's fan.
"What team do you root for then?" asked the reporter.
"I'm an Edmonton Oilers' fan", the boy said proudly.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes "Little Ukrainian Bastard from Edmonton Kills Beloved Family Pet".

 

That's how we feel about you filthy ****ers!

 

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