Canadian Temperature Guide

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably,

Canadians plant gardens.


35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

Italian cars won't start,

Canadians drive with the windows down.


32° Fahrenheit (0° C)

American water freezes,

Canadian water gets thicker.


0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

New York Citylandlords finally turn on the heat,

Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.


-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

Mt.St. Helensfreezes,

Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.


-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,

Ottawacanal opens for skating.


-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes,

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.


-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,

Canadians start saying "cold eh?"


-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

Hell freezes over,

Leafs win Stanley Cup. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

 

BUT THEIR GONNA WIN IT THIS YEAR!!!!

 

Ahaha, I love this :-P More Canadian Content!!

Leafs won't win when hell freezes over. Leafs will win after hell freezes over and the devil learns to ice skate.

Go Habs Go!

 

lol funny stuff

 

Too funny!

 

good stuff...but at 10 degrees my *** is shivering uncontrollably

 

its less than 10 degrees today, and i did have the window down

 

i thinkit was like 3 degrees yesterday and i drove around all day with my UPS truck doors open.... [img]graemlins/dunno.gif[/img]

 

10 degrees i'm out in jeans and a t-shirt [img]tongue.gif[/img]