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Canadian Temperature Guide

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably,

Canadians plant gardens.


35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

Italian cars won't start,

Canadians drive with the windows down.


32° Fahrenheit (0° C)

American water freezes,

Canadian water gets thicker.


0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

New York Citylandlords finally turn on the heat,

Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.


-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

Mt.St. Helensfreezes,

Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.


-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,

Ottawacanal opens for skating.


-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes,

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.


-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,

Canadians start saying "cold eh?"


-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

Hell freezes over,

Leafs win Stanley Cup. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

Orion_95

BUT THEIR GONNA WIN IT THIS YEAR!!!!

Fuzz

Ahaha, I love this :-P More Canadian Content!!

Leafs won't win when hell freezes over. Leafs will win after hell freezes over and the devil learns to ice skate.

Go Habs Go!

SwantonRX-7

lol funny stuff

Mini Steve

Too funny!

fazes

good stuff...but at 10 degrees my *** is shivering uncontrollably

cavity

its less than 10 degrees today, and i did have the window down

Tha-Game

i thinkit was like 3 degrees yesterday and i drove around all day with my UPS truck doors open.... [img]graemlins/dunno.gif[/img]

Bigmike216

10 degrees i'm out in jeans and a t-shirt [img]tongue.gif[/img]