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02-03-2004, 05:10 PM
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A man from Texas, driving a Mini, pulls up next to a guy in an Rolls Royce at a stop light. Both there windows are open and the Texan yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got an telephone in that Rolls? "
The guy in the Rolls says " Yes of course I do!" I got 1 too...see? says the Texan
Uh, huh, yes, thats very nice."
"You got a fax machine?" asked the Texan
Why, actually, yes I do."
I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Mini says," So, do you have a double bed back there?"
The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do You?"
Yup, got my double bed right in back here," replies the Texan.
The light turns green and the Mini takes off. Well the guy in the Rolls is not to be 1-upped, so he immediatly goes to the customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in the back of the Rolls
About 2 weeks later, the job is done he picks up the Rolls and drives all over town to find the Texan driving the Mini. Finnaly, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls the Rolls up next to it.
The windows on the Mini are foggy. The Rolls driver feels somewhat awkward about it, but gets out of the newly modified Rolls and taps on the Mini's window.
The Texan finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.
The Rolls driver says remember me?"
Yeah Yeah says the Texan, Whats up?"
Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
The Texan exclaims, YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER FOR THAT?!"
The guy in the Rolls says " Yes of course I do!" I got 1 too...see? says the Texan
Uh, huh, yes, thats very nice."
"You got a fax machine?" asked the Texan
Why, actually, yes I do."
I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Mini says," So, do you have a double bed back there?"
The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do You?"
Yup, got my double bed right in back here," replies the Texan.
The light turns green and the Mini takes off. Well the guy in the Rolls is not to be 1-upped, so he immediatly goes to the customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in the back of the Rolls
About 2 weeks later, the job is done he picks up the Rolls and drives all over town to find the Texan driving the Mini. Finnaly, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls the Rolls up next to it.
The windows on the Mini are foggy. The Rolls driver feels somewhat awkward about it, but gets out of the newly modified Rolls and taps on the Mini's window.
The Texan finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.
The Rolls driver says remember me?"
Yeah Yeah says the Texan, Whats up?"
Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
The Texan exclaims, YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER FOR THAT?!"
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