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Old 09-21-2004, 04:45 PM
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No it's not what you think... they are only cold sores.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Ya, when I was 17 I was dating this chick for maybe 2monthes... I remember near the end right after a heavy makeout session she was complaining about the cold sores she got after making out with some other guy....

I'm all like 'you got one now' ?!?!?

I didn't flip out cause I wanted in her panties... but I remember being sarcastic and thanking her for letting me know AFTER we just made out....

sure enough, like a week later I got a few cold sores... I wasn't happy but they went away...

Six friggn years later I've been getting the painfull little ****ers again.... third time in like 5monthes...

I have the urge to call the biotch up and tell her off...
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You needed a face condom. I could invent one.
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Old 09-21-2004, 04:58 PM
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Just put a bag over your head, and seal it around your neck.
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No, no, the bag goes over her head....
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Old 09-21-2004, 05:32 PM
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well the best thing to do is cut off your head and grow a new one. No sores after that
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Old 09-21-2004, 05:40 PM
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Originally posted by Haunz:
I have the urge to call the biotch up and tell her off...
Well, now that you got'em from her call her up and jump back into those panties... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-21-2004, 06:08 PM
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She owes you.
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Old 09-21-2004, 06:09 PM
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hahaha, at least it's not crabs...they aren't fun
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Old 09-21-2004, 06:14 PM
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Originally posted by Fever:
Well, now that you got'em from her call her up and jump back into those panties... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
LMAO.. my fiancé might have something to say about that....
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just be glad you didn't get something worse
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