Derek Jerome

it's just joke's don't get too upset [img]smile.gif[/img]


Ford company slogans that never made it off the thinkpad.

At Ford, Quality is Job #1...........Putting out fires is Job #2.

I'm Gonna Buy Me a Ford Truck and Push It Up and Down the Road.

Like a Rock,......... and About That Fast.

At Least We Have the Problem Circled.

Nothing Runs Like a Ford......Thank God.
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Have You Smoked a Ford Lately?
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I feel that it my responsibility, no, MY DUTY to inform you of a very dangerous hazard. Assuming that Ford's can achieve a top speed exceeding 30 mph (either on a flat or downhill surface), BEWARE OF WIND SHEER. Take a look at what happened to this "pick-up" when exposed to this natural phenomenon.
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Sometimes the best jokes are true. On May 12, 1998, Ford announced a recall on it's Expeditions and F-series trucks. Faulty lug nuts could cause the tires to FALL OFF. It just keeps getting better.
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If all the vehicles in America were 'built Ford tough', the shoulders of America's highways would be a much more crowded place.
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Speed kills
Drive a Ford
Live forever
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The Top 10 signs you know you are driving a Ford.


10. You look in your rear-view mirror to see two people with their hands on your tailgate.

9. You constantly receive sympathy cards from the Department of Transportation.

8. When you are walking across the parking lot, you see a priest performing last rights on your truck.

7. While stopped at stoplights, other motorists offer to help push to get you started again.

6. You have to stop along side the road at least once a day to pick up parts that have fallen off.

5. You have preferred customer status at NAPA.

4. You leave your keys in the ignition and a $20 bill on the dash for gas money in hopes that someone will steal your truck.

3. When you drive though town, people stop what they are doing and just start laughing.

2. People try to hire you to bring your truck to their house to fog for mosquitos.

And the #1 reason you know your driving a Ford...........

1. In place of a spare tire, you find a pair of running shoes.
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Buy a Ford and you buy the "best". Drive a mile and walk the rest.
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Why do they put magnetic bumpers on Fords?
Answer: To pick up the parts that fall off
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** New For Ford in 2000 **

Ford has announced that starting in the year 2000, on both its F-series and Ranger pickups, a new standard option. It will begin to install both heaters and cup holders on the tailgates of these trucks. This is designed to provide comfort for the passengers in these vehicles. In the winter months, when these vehicles breakdown and need pushed, they can keep their hands warm, along with having a place to set a beverage.
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If you're baffled why Ford is acutally competetive in NASCAR, don't be. They have teams of mechanics working around the clock for a week, just so they can run a race.
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Do you know why Ford stands for "first on race day"?
They are still there on the starting line from the last race.
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Have you Driven over a Ford lately?
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How do you double the value of a Ford?
Answer: Put Gas in it.
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How is a golf ball different than a Ford?
Answer: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
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How much wood could a Ford truck haul, if a Ford truck could haul wood?
Answer: How ever much the Dodge truck in front of it could tow.
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90% of the Fords made in the last 10 years are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.
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What is the difference between a shopping cart and a Ford Truck?
Answer: Shopping carts can haul a larger payload, and they are easier to push
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Do you know why Henry Ford started mass producing Fords?
Answer: To give the automotive repair industry a boost
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Why does Ford boast such high sales?
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Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
If it was not for Ford
Our Tools would be rust.
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven." So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the first man." So, the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford. When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" Adam says yes. "Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: 1.there's too much front end protrusion. 2.it chatters at high speeds. 3.the rear end wobbles too much. 4.and the intake is placed too close to the exhaust." "Hmmm...", says Adam, "hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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If you were disappointed to see Alan Jackson doing a Ford comercial, don't worry. Admission is the first step to recovery. He says himself that if he had the money, he'd go downtown and buy a Ford truck or two. In other words, if they weren't so darn expensive, he'd buy two so he could have one to drive while the other one is in the shop.
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Derek Jerome

they're just jokes don't take it too seriously, I don't

2 of my best friends drive a chev and a ford and we have fun calling each other's trucks down all the time [img]smile.gif[/img]

IMO all domestic trucks are pretty much the same, they all have they're problems you just choose the one you think looks / feels the best to you [img]smile.gif[/img]


sorry if anyone takes offence .......but if you do I think you take this stuff a bit too seriously

Derek Jerome

oh yeah ........... yes I was rescued by a ford (oh the shame )

and truth be known I'd own a superduty if it had a decent diesel in it, since it's a better built truck, solid axle leaf spring setups rule (the new 6.0 diesel looks sweet but only time will tell)

and since now I know you're not offended bring on the dodge slags ........I like em too [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]

Paul Niwranski

Wow - he must have only owned Chevys before that eh? [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]