Don't forget the other good rule from Office Space. Do it on a Friday. Cuts back on 'incidents'.

 

Man !
Just quit,Why would you want being fired on your record?
How long have you been there?
Could you use it as a reference?
To be fired is to say you waisted all that time for nothing.
You need work history to get a better job and if you get fired from all your jobs you'll have a BS Resume...
If need be make up some STUPID X-cuse.
Say you just found you had a twin brother in the artic and you have to find him to make you life feel full again..
Then ask him if he'd like to give you some cash for the hike....
The best part is when he see's you every day walking around or working in the store across from him..

 

^^^Are your comments towards me?