A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all
Dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out
the
dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house,
so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase
the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the
taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I
had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to
wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled
her *** downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not **** in
the vegetable garden again!!!

The silence in the cab was deafening

 

maybe it is just me but that was great, I LMFAO for real

 

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