The circus came to a small town one day.

The ringmaster was in the big top watching things happen....

While he was observing things,he felt a tug on his pant leg.There stood a small little man with a big smile on his face.

He says to the wee man"and what can I do for you??"

"MISTER,I GOTTA SHOW FOR YA LIKE YOU NEVER SAW BEFORE!!!YOU'LL BE AMAZED!!!"says the little guy.

"OK" says the ringmaster "GO AHEAD!SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!"

so the little man steps back a couple feet,places his hands under his arms,and starts flapping his arms.

Next thing you know,he goes airborne.

He flys here and there,up and down and all around....he even dive bombs the ringmaster..

After a few minutes,he lands in front of the ringmaster.

The little guy,all out of breath, walks up to the ringmaster.."So?What do you think??huff,huff,puff,puff..."

The ringmaster gets a puzzled look on his face,scratches his head..looks at the little fella...

and says...


Ready??

"IS THAT ALL YOU DO......BIRD IMITATIONS????"

 

[img]smile.gif[/img] [img]redface.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/boring.gif[/img] lol

 

You are an interesting character.


SHY

 

Right on both accounts and thanks!

hehe.......

I really need a girlfriend,don't I??