There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Everytime they made love the

husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was

ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night,while they were

in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session,she turned on the lights. She looked down.

and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful

and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard,"


She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain

yourself!"The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you

explain the kids."

 

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