It's the honeymoon of a pair of newlyweds.
Groom's age: 95.
Bride's: 20
The groom is a multi-millionaire.
Bride is a gold-digger.
They are in their newlywed suite.
The groom is in the bathroom getting ready to consummate.
The bride is laying on the bed looking ready to go
for a quick-kill.
Groom comes out out wearing
nothing but a condom, noseplugs, and earplugs.
Bride sees this and looks puzzled.
Bride asks,"Honey, what is with all this?.."
Groom replies,"Sweetheart, if there are
three things that I can not stand..
it's the smell of burning rubber,
and a woman screaming."

 

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