This father thinks it time to talk to his 10 year old son about the birds and the bees. He goes to his son and says its time we have a talk about the birds and the bees son. The son starts crying right away. His father asks why he is crying. The son says. When I was 5 you told me there was no Easter bunny. When I was 7 you told me there was no tooth fairy. When I was 8 you told me there was no Santa. If you tell me there is no sex I will have nothing to live for!
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