So I figure I'll let you guys see it too [img]smile.gif[/img]

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?

The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few doobies. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry'and he is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims overto the lizard and helps him to the side,then asks the lizard,"what's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned then fell into the river.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the and jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"



The Monkey looks down and says

"fuuuuuuck, dude.......how much water did you drink?!

 

thats like grade 5

 

nice
I got a joke too...

what animal has a sexual organ on it's foot?

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an elephant... cause if it steps on you, you're fuccked

 

LOL awesome