mmm nope? The only time I bothered a neighbour was almost a year ago now when I was at my old house n the evil lady complained. It was early afternoon so poo on her. Was only testing for 10 seconds

 

I think this is the post:

So, here I am in the midst of my first drunken post (correcting spelling - most of it anyways as I go) and my stupid idiot stikc employee next door neighbour a$$crack Windmill knocks ont he doot ar 5:30 am and is like, dude what the fak. The building manager just called me and told me to ask you to keep it down. No quicker than he spurts that out of his cookie trap than the door slams on me and him. (compliments of geared down hot chick). I open the door again and I tell him that I guess this means he gets to sleep in in the morning, repsonse, no the manager said yo u ar tow damn louf (ah fak the spelling).

Thanks Dereck btw - inspiration for the frunk post.

So here I am after meeting my neighbour at the bar tonight (she has huge monster **** btw - like huge + whatever the fak size they were) and she brings in a friend. The friend is samokin. The other bouncer I work with is ex military, this smokin friend is military and fak me gently, she has it going on. So after priming them (they had been drinking for a little bit) but I had not had shat (thanks to being at work until 3:00 am) a moma bear of crown did the trick. Who does not love moma bear. Next time though it will be a moma bear of gin as Crown makes military chick want to go lay the smak down on you. SO here I am with two half naked chicks in the houtse and the landlord wanabee (windfag -havce to respect thje guy though) trelling me that the landord says dude, it is like 6:00, shut it down, fak that I am just getting started bisnatch.

At the end of the day when the uber hot miliotary ****** would not close her yap (she was more than a little lodu), I had to say enough is enough, time to go. That was followed up with call in 20 minutes. Pass on that for the night, they were both ready to pass out, they had long since passed the point of being team players, that takes the fun away. Ah the life of being single and working at a bar........

The good news is that the one girl lives like literally 20 seconds away in the building next door and the amazingly hot friend, visits often and is from out fo town.

FAK - lanfords suick **** at 6:00 am, wft, do they think everyone wirks 9-6 these days., what about us hard working slavedrivers that work from 10-6 at our own shop and then work from 9-3 only to bring home a$$. I am so going to make Windfuk clean the shatter tomorrow. Then I am going to put the sofa right up against the wall (which conveniently is where his bedroom is on the other side) and bring home some random hot chick and nail the saht out of her for hours. That whill fix his I have to get my sleep problem.

I encourage all to call Windblocker and tell him that he ran too myuch interfernence on the boss last night. He can be reached at 1-250-897 wind.

wind as in windmill - stupid faker lost a bet and earned a nickname in the process.

 

LOL -- Sorry Rob, but it was there

I can feel your pain though... Idiot across the street is always messing with his hydrolics and stereo (crappy one by the way makes me laugh) EVERY day and night. He used to scrape up and down the street every night until ALL the neighbours and I confronted him and the police gave him a ticket ; )

To add icing to the cake -- he like to peel out down the street every morning as well even though there are over 30 kids on the crescent, 2 of which are his own... guys like him make me hate lowriders.

 

Gotta love those gay fart cannons

 

Well, just got in from work at the bar. All of the "offenders" were present, #1 did indeed wait in line whilst all his "friends" made it into the bar ahead of him. After a short wait he too made it in. Somehow I think he or his teamates will be waking me up the balance of this week while they finish their spring practice session.

All of you who are thinking stereos or fart cans are way off, the Snowbirds are in town for their yearly practice before their busy summer show circuit. FYI, one of the crew chiefs is smokin' hot. Could not have had a nicer group of people come and spend time with us on their nights off.

 

LOL thats what this thread is about...... hahaha...


Where Im from we get alot of traffic over head from Selfridge air base in Michigan..... most of the time anything overhead is at a pretty high altitude so its not loud or anything....

but every once in a while you hear the crack of a sonic boom as a jet punches the sound barrier......

 

Wear some ear muffs Nah seriously i know how you feel man that would suck

 

Well, kids (and respectable ADULTS) think that their noise levels are within the tolerable range.



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And now this weekend we have a numberous contingents of F18's from CFB Bagotville and CFB Cold Lake here to wake me up. Stinking loud at full afterburner take off right over the water. Then to make it even better, why not add a US F15 / F16 squadron from Florida here + a couple of AWACS and KC135's for Operation Trident Fury......nothing says noise like those sumbeyatches do. There goes the neighbourhood for the next 2 weeks.

At least they are all staying at the hotel with the pub I bounce at. They are a really nice group of guys.....got a real kick out of one guy <heavy accent on> "I'm from Alabama, it's 80 degrees there at night, how cold is it here now, is it below zero, let me stick my hand outside and find out" (which he proceeds to do and then pulls his hand back in and says) "I need my hoodie man, it is so cold out there, I am going to get sick, I'm going to have to run back to the lobby, damn it's cold here", he pulled his hoodie on, pulled the strings tight and buried his head in it so that his ears would not get cold and then took a deep breath and headed out the door, running to the lobby. Guy was priceless, laughed my a$$ off, funniest thing I had seen in a long time.

 

lol and i thought it was bad when i get in for starting my truck up in the mornin. lol keep in mind my truck isa 350 straight piped ... soo to bea 383 stroker once i order my last few parts. lol

hell i get for starting my little 4cyclinder up. i guess the stck exhaust is rather loud. lol

also with the bang bang. i follow one rule. 2 blocks before your home. if in residentional be kind and alomst shut it off. thiers kids out thier and you can;t predict them half the time. so you need to focus whats ahead of you and not what your listening to