A guy was putting away shot after shot of the hard stuff, at a bar. A
woman came in and struck up a conversation, "What are you trying to
forget?"

"Well," he answered, "my divorce just became final. My wife left me
because I'm into really, kinky sex."

"What a coincidence," the young lady replied, "my husband just left me
for the same reason. I'm also into kinky sex, and my apartment's about
three blocks from here. Why don't we go on over there and have some
fun?"

When they got to her place, she excused herself, saying she would be
back in about ten minutes. She emerged from her bedroom wearing black
vinyl crotchless panties, a studded collar, clothespins on her
nipples, and carrying a seven foot bullwhip; just as he was heading
out the door.

"Hey," she yelled, "where ya goin'? I thought we were going to have
some kinky sex!"

He called back, "I already did. While you were changing, I pissed on
your goldfish, **** in your shoes and screwed your dog!"

 

sorry for some reason these 3 jokes didnt end p in the joke thread.