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Old 09-21-2004, 02:09 PM
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Have you ever wondered how to make yourself smarter? Well I have the answer see below


The human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few BEERS!!!!
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Old 09-21-2004, 03:35 PM
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LOL...riiigggghhht.

You've had a few beers tonight haven't you?
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Old 09-21-2004, 03:41 PM
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hmmm just lookin at the topic, before i opened up the post i was gonna say almost the exact same thing....drink up or smoke off...kill off the dead brain cells that don't do anything anyways
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Old 09-21-2004, 03:50 PM
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i heard the same thing on discovery. or was it in a book. i hope it wasnt wrong becuase i have been trying to get to genious status lately.
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Old 09-21-2004, 05:45 PM
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Thats why MENSA meetings are always keggers [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
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Old 09-21-2004, 06:02 PM
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big fan of Cheers.....thats a quote from Cliff funny funny show
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Old 09-21-2004, 07:23 PM
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yup . good old buffolo theory
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Old 09-21-2004, 08:46 PM
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You guys should see what LSD does...

That **** is like friggn NOS for your brain...
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Old 09-22-2004, 01:33 AM
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^^^
Agreed
We should have a race.
Please send fuel.
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