....her are some ways To **** Off the Cop

- When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
- When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
- When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
- If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
- Ask if you can see his gun;
- When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
- Touch him.
- Refer to him by his first name.
- If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
- *If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood. * HAHAHAHAHA luv this one
- When he asks you to them, tell him you don't go that way.
- After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
- When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it. HAHAHAHA
- When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
- Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
- Chew on the pen, nervously.
- Clean your ear with the pen.
- Act like you are retarded.
- When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
- Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
- Ask if he watches the tv show COPS
- When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
- Try to sell him your car.
- Ask if you can buy his car.
- When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
- Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
- call him Serpico.

Feel free to add more - I may get bored this weekend.

 

some i've done and some are just stupid

one of my person favourits is "What is your name?" ........ummmmm Whats yours??