may sound stupid but i have found that i am no good at this crap (Office politics)

any one know any thing about it, basically how to be an ass in the work place/bad mouth every one/have your head up the boss`s ass and stil come out smelling like roses ?????

the answer is big boobs [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ April 12, 2004, 09:33 PM: Message edited by: bigmike216 ]

...yeah............. i aint got them ....... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

sadly eh? lol

Office Space Answers it all.

Basically play both sides of the field. Them, and yours..

I'm too tired to explain, ask me tomorrow. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

If I had boobs, I'd never leave my room again. :D

[ April 12, 2004, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: Zutronius ]

^ He's right. You need to keep the game straight or it all comes crashing down but you have to try to be on everyones side at once [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

And kissing up to the boss is always good - just don't let anyone else see it or you're toast. Hell I took up cigar smoking at one job cuz the boss did and went from an new hire to manager of a multimillon dollar branch in 9months. :D

Good thing he doesnt have them. Otherwise he get no work done. He would be standing at the mirror shakin them and squeezin them all bloody day.

No work get done.

I think he might make an UGLY chick anyways.

heh,heh [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]

Either be everybodies friend as mentioned above or do not get involved whatsoever. No in-betweens. Won't work. I work in the consulting engineering biz and I'm lucky in that the only office games that go on are, of course, in the admin dept. where there is the most women. And I am not in that dept. [img]smile.gif[/img]

i basically have a problem with one guy, i`m friends with every one else (not to say these "friends" wouldnt sell my ass out in a a second thought)