Office politics
#1
may sound stupid but i have found that i am no good at this crap (Office politics)
any one know any thing about it, basically how to be an *** in the work place/bad mouth every one/have your head up the boss`s *** and stil come out smelling like roses ?????
any one know any thing about it, basically how to be an *** in the work place/bad mouth every one/have your head up the boss`s *** and stil come out smelling like roses ?????
#5
Office Space Answers it all.
Basically play both sides of the field. Them, and yours..
I'm too tired to explain, ask me tomorrow. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
If I had *****, I'd never leave my room again.
[ April 12, 2004, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: Zutronius ]
Basically play both sides of the field. Them, and yours..
I'm too tired to explain, ask me tomorrow. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
If I had *****, I'd never leave my room again.
[ April 12, 2004, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: Zutronius ]
#6
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^ He's right. You need to keep the game straight or it all comes crashing down but you have to try to be on everyones side at once [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
And kissing up to the boss is always good - just don't let anyone else see it or you're toast. Hell I took up cigar smoking at one job cuz the boss did and went from an new hire to manager of a multimillon dollar branch in 9months.
And kissing up to the boss is always good - just don't let anyone else see it or you're toast. Hell I took up cigar smoking at one job cuz the boss did and went from an new hire to manager of a multimillon dollar branch in 9months.
#7
Originally posted by bigmike216:
the answer is big ***** [img]tongue.gif[/img]
the answer is big ***** [img]tongue.gif[/img]
No work get done.
I think he might make an UGLY chick anyways.
heh,heh [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
#8
Either be everybodies friend as mentioned above or do not get involved whatsoever. No in-betweens. Won't work. I work in the consulting engineering biz and I'm lucky in that the only office games that go on are, of course, in the admin dept. where there is the most women. And I am not in that dept. [img]smile.gif[/img]
#10
Originally posted by MegaHurtz:
The secret is just to get **** done
Doesn't matter if your responsibility or not, if it will make you look good just do it. Don't take **** from people, just kick some ***. When somebody comes to you with a problem, get on that ****ing phone and solve it ASAP.
Follow my advice and you will be a very tired, but successful individual, much unlike myself [img]tongue.gif[/img]
The secret is just to get **** done
Doesn't matter if your responsibility or not, if it will make you look good just do it. Don't take **** from people, just kick some ***. When somebody comes to you with a problem, get on that ****ing phone and solve it ASAP.
Follow my advice and you will be a very tired, but successful individual, much unlike myself [img]tongue.gif[/img]