What does a U of T student call a Waterloo student after graduation?
- Boss.

Why don't they have Christmas at Western?
- They can't find a virgin and three wise men.

How do they separate the men from the boys at McMaster?
- With a restraining order.

A severe storm rumbled through Guelph last week and destroyed the
entire town:
- $10 worth of damage was reported.

Why is it so windy in Kingston?
- Because Queen's blows.

What do you get when you drive quickly through the Laurier campus?
- An undergraduate degree.

What's the first thing a York girl does when she wakes up in the
morning?
- Walks home.

How can you tell if a McMaster student is a heterosexual?
- He can outrun his roommate!

Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Guelph?
- Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Did you hear that the library at Ryerson burned down?
- Naturally, the students were very upset.... some of the books weren't
colored-in yet.

Why do York graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of
their vehicles?
- So they can park in handicap spaces.

How do you get a Western grad off your front porch?
- Pay him for the pizza.

Who does the Waterloo Engineering Society fear the most?
- The Ministry of Immigration.

Remember... friends don't let friends go to U of T...

 

My fave was always
"What the F*ck is a Yeoman, anyhow?"

used to have the t-shirt from homecoming...they dont sell them anymore...sigh...

now they are the York Lions, anyhow.

 

phew, good thing I'm in the west

 

heh heh Those are great!

 

I would have guessed either Fleming or Trent for this one, even though Fleming is a college. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ March 30, 2004, 10:53 PM: Message edited by: Zutronius ]

 

How do you improve the performance of a Western grad's car?

take the "Dominoes Pizza" sign off the top.