Pickup Lines
Since it's Friday and all. Let's start a list of the best so those in need may actually get some this weekend.
This one worked, "What do you call an elephant in the middle of a frozen lake?........A good ice-breaker. Hi my name's _______.
This one didn't, "Let's go back to my place and play house......You can be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
This one worked, "What do you call an elephant in the middle of a frozen lake?........A good ice-breaker. Hi my name's _______.
This one didn't, "Let's go back to my place and play house......You can be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
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OH OH OH! A friend used to have a classic one for bitchy chicks:
Dood slides up, "Hi, would you like to dance?"
Biotch gives the cold, "I don't THINK so..."
Dood looks at her puzzled for a moment and then says, "huh? I said: HOW'D YOU GET INTO THOSE PANTS???" [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
It was DAMN funny.. [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
Dood slides up, "Hi, would you like to dance?"
Biotch gives the cold, "I don't THINK so..."
Dood looks at her puzzled for a moment and then says, "huh? I said: HOW'D YOU GET INTO THOSE PANTS???" [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
It was DAMN funny.. [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
Nice girl line, (take her hand in yours and pretend to draw this), "There's a bunny here and he has to cross this river. Does he go over it, through it, or around it?"
Girl, "I don't know. What does he do?"
You, "I don't know either I just wanted to hold your hand."
Bitchy chick:
you, "Would you like to dance?"
girl, "No thank you."
you, "No, don't thank me. Thank GOD someone asked you!"
Girl, "I don't know. What does he do?"
You, "I don't know either I just wanted to hold your hand."
Bitchy chick:
you, "Would you like to dance?"
girl, "No thank you."
you, "No, don't thank me. Thank GOD someone asked you!"
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Hey baby come sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up.
Walk up to her and stair at your crotch, and then say "Well it not going to suck itself"
Say; Nice shoes wanna ****?
*replace shoes with whatever u want
You: You know what ****s like a tiger and winks?
her: no
you: wink
All i got for now
Walk up to her and stair at your crotch, and then say "Well it not going to suck itself"
Say; Nice shoes wanna ****?
*replace shoes with whatever u want
You: You know what ****s like a tiger and winks?
her: no
you: wink
All i got for now
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 128
to build on Swanton's line:
wanna go 50/50 on a bastard?
Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag
I wanna thank you for (any thing) now grab your ankles
NOW BEOTCH!
chick do now
You: do you like apples?
her: yes (hopefully)
you: well why dont you come to my place...how do you like dem apples?
you: are you gay
her: no
you: wow me neither lets ****
nice ****ing weather... want to?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Youll do
I can play beatovens (sp?) last symphany on the touch tone phone with my tongue (then smile)
wanna go 50/50 on a bastard?
Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag
I wanna thank you for (any thing) now grab your ankles
NOW BEOTCH!
chick do now
You: do you like apples?
her: yes (hopefully)
you: well why dont you come to my place...how do you like dem apples?
you: are you gay
her: no
you: wow me neither lets ****
nice ****ing weather... want to?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Youll do
I can play beatovens (sp?) last symphany on the touch tone phone with my tongue (then smile)
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Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,026
Wow, its amazing that there are so many single guys on CCA!
^^ Not a pick-up line, just a comment. Try it as a line and see what kind of reactions you get.
[ November 24, 2003, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: maltesechicken ]
^^ Not a pick-up line, just a comment. Try it as a line and see what kind of reactions you get.
[ November 24, 2003, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: maltesechicken ]
