What are you smokin? I aint single...although i could see why

 

and for all of those boys that love to break the ice with backgroud jokes:

guy: I bet i can guess your background!
girl: try.
guy: uhh do you have some (portuguese, italian, irish, turkish, etc, you pick one that fits you but not her) in you?
girl: no...
guy: want some?

 

I'm a bird watcher. I'm looking for a big breasted bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

Oh, sorry I thought that was a braille name tag.

That shirt looks very becoming on you. I'd be coming too if I were on you.