so true! hahahaha

 

I pee before i shower... i don't really like the thought of standing in it?

 

So pee in the hole u can aim in a toilet and beer bottles and cups but u cant aim at a drain hole?? lol

Wonder how I manage to do all those steps in 10 minutes (woman) lol

9. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
soap.

Ok so thats why therez alwayz hairz on dads bar of soap [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

[ June 08, 2004, 11:48 PM: Message edited by: 131.7 dB Z24 ]

 

^That's why women are supposed to use body wash.

Man, I'm never gonna get over being annoyed by all those stinking Z's.

 

lol you love the z's admit it [img]tongue.gif[/img] Yeah but I never knew men shoved the bar of soap in their *** crack like geeze lol And body wash isn't as great as u think u know lol

 

Lol thats why soap is shaped that way for a reason. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

 

Zach's soap bars also have a hole in them. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

 

^^ ouch.. that would hurt after a while, or the first 2 seconds? ahhh

ahah that list is so very true.....

lol

-db

 

I dunno about the body wash thing...but I know that that fairly large bar of zest does not go UP or even near my *** crack. I use the girlfriend's wash cloth MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

So pee in the hole u can aim in a toilet and beer bottles and cups but u cant aim at a drain hole?? lol
</font>[/QUOTE]"I drink a whisky drink, I drink a Vodka drink and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink".


Yea seriously dude, if you time it right, you can pee while the water is warming up before you even step foot in the shower, and if you have good aim, you can make a game of it, like seeing how far across the room you can stand while still peeing in the tub, trust me, the toilet is pretty hard to hit dead on,especially if you get up at 6 in the morning, it's the only time the "rainbow effect" is acceptable outside of basket ball.

[ June 13, 2004, 09:12 PM: Message edited by: Brandon ]