What to do/not to do when pulled over by the fuzz
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Originally posted by Sassmaster:
and by all means avoid the phrase "mmm, smells like bacon"
and by all means avoid the phrase "mmm, smells like bacon"
Only thing I've ever been pulled over for personally was the neon license plate on the back. Any other time I was with someone who was speeding lol
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list of things not to do.
pull out of the local 24/7 Convinces store going way to fast. cops don't like that
go offroading with your truck on the school track
for some reason they don't think your trying to run laps.
pull out a flash light when a cop comes up to the window and say have you been drinking. cops don't find this funny when you try to imitate them.
got this off a funny site
pull out of the local 24/7 Convinces store going way to fast. cops don't like that
go offroading with your truck on the school track
for some reason they don't think your trying to run laps.
pull out a flash light when a cop comes up to the window and say have you been drinking. cops don't find this funny when you try to imitate them.
got this off a funny site
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This remind me of a story my old man did a long time ago.
We got into his Mazda truck with tons of crap for the dump and got some rope and towed a bunch of stocks of corn behind the truck(the bed was full. On our way to the dump we got pulled over and the cop asked WTF we were doing. The old man says "Well officer, we're fishing for pigs... And looks like we caught one!"
Ugh. I don't know why he did it, but it sure was one hell of a joke! Luckly the 5-0 had a sense of humor and all was good.
We got into his Mazda truck with tons of crap for the dump and got some rope and towed a bunch of stocks of corn behind the truck(the bed was full. On our way to the dump we got pulled over and the cop asked WTF we were doing. The old man says "Well officer, we're fishing for pigs... And looks like we caught one!"
Ugh. I don't know why he did it, but it sure was one hell of a joke! Luckly the 5-0 had a sense of humor and all was good.
thought this old farwarded email to me fits into this thread nicely. enjoy. never been pulled ovre by a cop ever. I must be realy lucky considering how I drive.
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I
clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be
silly dear,you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at
his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for
once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You know, dear, you should be
thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
clenched teeth, "Darn it woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not
wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic £75 fine.
"The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but
took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license
out
of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't
have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the
driver turns to his wife and barks, "WOMAN, WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE
SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Excuse me, Ma'am,
does your husband always talk to you this way?"
I love this part.......
" Only when he's been drinking, officer," she replies.
[ January 10, 2005, 10:39 PM: Message edited by: Audio_Rookie ]
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I
clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be
silly dear,you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at
his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for
once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You know, dear, you should be
thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
clenched teeth, "Darn it woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not
wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic £75 fine.
"The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but
took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license
out
of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't
have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the
driver turns to his wife and barks, "WOMAN, WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE
SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Excuse me, Ma'am,
does your husband always talk to you this way?"
I love this part.......
" Only when he's been drinking, officer," she replies.
[ January 10, 2005, 10:39 PM: Message edited by: Audio_Rookie ]
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Bidnyk - that was awesome, made me laugh
when i was in high school, some cop drove by me nad my friends, and i decided to yell at the top of my lungs PIGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
not smart, he slammed on the brakes, peeled out backwards towards us and gave me **** for a good 15min and took my name
when i was in high school, some cop drove by me nad my friends, and i decided to yell at the top of my lungs PIGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
not smart, he slammed on the brakes, peeled out backwards towards us and gave me **** for a good 15min and took my name
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Posts: 4,655
Originally posted by lumina_guy:
list of things not to do.
pull out of the local 24/7 Convinces store going way to fast. cops don't like that
go offroading with your truck on the school track
for some reason they don't think your trying to run laps.
pull out a flash light when a cop comes up to the window and say have you been drinking. cops don't find this funny when you try to imitate them.
got this off a funny site
list of things not to do.
pull out of the local 24/7 Convinces store going way to fast. cops don't like that
go offroading with your truck on the school track
for some reason they don't think your trying to run laps.
pull out a flash light when a cop comes up to the window and say have you been drinking. cops don't find this funny when you try to imitate them.
got this off a funny site
