i got a few now they're coming back to me


"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

 

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

 

"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."

 

And oh yes did you ever flip the car greg. haahhahahah

 

"YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!"

 

If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

 

One I use around work:

"If you make something idiot proof, they'll make a better idiot" [img]graemlins/banghead.gif[/img]

and one of my fav's.

"Do your best? Losers always whine about their best, while winners go home and **** the prom queen" [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

 

"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."

"Horsepower sells cars, torque wins races." Carroll Shelby

"I have a big nose." Me

"Hey, you're worse than the guy that put an AM Stereo receiver in his car."

[ March 08, 2004, 01:35 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Big Schnoz ]

 

KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid

 

"If we don't care for the 8-track, who will"? -- Mr. James "Big Bucks" Burnette