whats the most you've ever eaten at one time?
ok...for me to tell you the outrageous amount of food I have eaten at 1 time...you must first tell me what you call at one time....
would that be like how much you have eaten before leaving the dinner table...how much in an hour...or how much is eaten before you have to go get more food?
I only ask because I think I have stretched whats humanly possible for amount of food being eaten without stopping.
would that be like how much you have eaten before leaving the dinner table...how much in an hour...or how much is eaten before you have to go get more food?
I only ask because I think I have stretched whats humanly possible for amount of food being eaten without stopping.
well....the most ive eaten that I can remember was early last year. My grandparents were gone and I had a whole cows worth of meet in 2 differant freezers.
It was tuesday and I decided that I didnt need to go to school because I was hungry. My other grandmother came by in the morning to drop off some waffles and breakfast sausage she made that morning...3 waffles to be exact and they are the exact same size and shape as the big circle ones from smitties. After eating those and the sausage I decided I needed pizza, so I called whirling dervish, a pizza place in lethbridge with 22" pizzas...I know the owner so I usually get a deal. Tuesday is buy one 22" and get another for 2$.....so I ordered 2 22" hawian pizzas.
so I went and picked up the pizzas at about 10:30am ..... I brought them home and then got a call from my cousin saying him and my aunt and uncle were cooming over for supper. I didnt want to give them my precious pizza so I took out 7 lb of hamburger meat, a bunch of corn and a bunch of rice to make some gulash.
While im waiting for the hamburger to unfreeze I started eating some pizza...and eating..and eating...by 2pm I devoured 3/4 of a 22" pizza and 12 coca-colas. I figured I should now start making the goulash for when my relatives come over....so I fry the meat in our BIG-*** frying pan and season it and have it all cooked up nice..I was just about to start making the rice when I get a call from my aunt saying that they cant make it over for supper.....great...now I got 7lb of cooked meat just sitting there. I decided to grab another 12 pack of coke and the frying pan filled with meat and bring it over to the living room to start eating what I could. I decided nothing good was on TV so I put in the movie "The Rock", started watching the movie while eating the meat and drinking my coke..I eventually got tired of the taste of just meat...so I grabbed the rest of the 22' pizza and a bunch of meat over the pizza and started eating again....
It was really like I could feel my artaries clogging up...but I just chugged back a coke not caring anyway ...so then 1/2 way through the movie I was 1 pizza down and roughly 3 lbs of burger left...I decided to put on much music where I believe Fromage 2004 was playing....I decided to grab the other pizza..it was around 6pm now....I hade 1 pizza and about 1 lb of meat left, with about 7 cokes...next thing I remember is waking up with my face planted in 1/2 a pizza and seing all the hamburger and cokes gone. I never felt more sick in my life than when I got up that morning, it felt like a horribly amplified hang-over.
Now the only thing im ashamed of is not finishing the rest of that second pizza...I didnt eat pizza or hamburger for 3 weeks after that....7 lb really dosnt seam like a big number...but that frying pan was Fricken heavy and it was so much damn meat...
It was tuesday and I decided that I didnt need to go to school because I was hungry. My other grandmother came by in the morning to drop off some waffles and breakfast sausage she made that morning...3 waffles to be exact and they are the exact same size and shape as the big circle ones from smitties. After eating those and the sausage I decided I needed pizza, so I called whirling dervish, a pizza place in lethbridge with 22" pizzas...I know the owner so I usually get a deal. Tuesday is buy one 22" and get another for 2$.....so I ordered 2 22" hawian pizzas.
so I went and picked up the pizzas at about 10:30am ..... I brought them home and then got a call from my cousin saying him and my aunt and uncle were cooming over for supper. I didnt want to give them my precious pizza so I took out 7 lb of hamburger meat, a bunch of corn and a bunch of rice to make some gulash.
While im waiting for the hamburger to unfreeze I started eating some pizza...and eating..and eating...by 2pm I devoured 3/4 of a 22" pizza and 12 coca-colas. I figured I should now start making the goulash for when my relatives come over....so I fry the meat in our BIG-*** frying pan and season it and have it all cooked up nice..I was just about to start making the rice when I get a call from my aunt saying that they cant make it over for supper.....great...now I got 7lb of cooked meat just sitting there. I decided to grab another 12 pack of coke and the frying pan filled with meat and bring it over to the living room to start eating what I could. I decided nothing good was on TV so I put in the movie "The Rock", started watching the movie while eating the meat and drinking my coke..I eventually got tired of the taste of just meat...so I grabbed the rest of the 22' pizza and a bunch of meat over the pizza and started eating again....
It was really like I could feel my artaries clogging up...but I just chugged back a coke not caring anyway ...so then 1/2 way through the movie I was 1 pizza down and roughly 3 lbs of burger left...I decided to put on much music where I believe Fromage 2004 was playing....I decided to grab the other pizza..it was around 6pm now....I hade 1 pizza and about 1 lb of meat left, with about 7 cokes...next thing I remember is waking up with my face planted in 1/2 a pizza and seing all the hamburger and cokes gone. I never felt more sick in my life than when I got up that morning, it felt like a horribly amplified hang-over.
Now the only thing im ashamed of is not finishing the rest of that second pizza...I didnt eat pizza or hamburger for 3 weeks after that....7 lb really dosnt seam like a big number...but that frying pan was Fricken heavy and it was so much damn meat...


