Who hates cats?
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Originally posted by MrEastSide:
Cats are alright. Kittens are a pain in the ***. They never leave you alone. My GF just got one. I have not slept in weeks. Someone please release me from my torment! [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
Cats are alright. Kittens are a pain in the ***. They never leave you alone. My GF just got one. I have not slept in weeks. Someone please release me from my torment! [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by dodgeram:
Handy Household Tip
To Thoroughly Clean The Toilet:
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse.")
5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off and enjoy preening for hours.
The toilet will be sparkling clean!
tried it once....didn't work too well....he missed a spot
Handy Household Tip
To Thoroughly Clean The Toilet:
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse.")
5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off and enjoy preening for hours.
The toilet will be sparkling clean!
tried it once....didn't work too well....he missed a spot
[img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] 
[img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/jammin.gif[/img] That is great! I'll have to try that . . . instead of shampoo, how do you think liquid plumber will work?
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I love cats. My cousin used to have an illegal bobcat but nobody cared. We used to walk it around and harass dogs.
It got out tho and jumped the fence at a police-dog training yard and slaughtered like 15 trained dogs or something. They put the bobcat to sleep.
It got out tho and jumped the fence at a police-dog training yard and slaughtered like 15 trained dogs or something. They put the bobcat to sleep.
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Originally posted by ShYYLO:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Zutronius:
Not I. We have 6 of them. [img]graemlins/@bow.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Zutronius:
Not I. We have 6 of them. [img]graemlins/@bow.gif[/img]
ShY </font>[/QUOTE]No its not. We live on a 100 acre farm, and they're all outside cats. Cats rule!
Originally posted by Zutronius:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ShYYLO:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Zutronius:
Not I. We have 6 of them. [img]graemlins/@bow.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ShYYLO:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Zutronius:
Not I. We have 6 of them. [img]graemlins/@bow.gif[/img]
ShY </font>[/QUOTE]No its not. We live on a 100 acre farm, and they're all outside cats. Cats rule! </font>[/QUOTE]Party at Zach's house!!
Actually Party/Competition at Zach's house!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by Chris B:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Zutronius:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ShYYLO:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Zutronius:
Not I. We have 6 of them. [img]graemlins/@bow.gif[/img]
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Zutronius:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ShYYLO:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Zutronius:
Not I. We have 6 of them. [img]graemlins/@bow.gif[/img]
ShY </font>[/QUOTE]No its not. We live on a 100 acre farm, and they're all outside cats. Cats rule! </font>[/QUOTE]Party at Zach's house!!
Actually Party/Competition at Zach's house!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Actually thats not a bad idea Chris!
Blare your stereos as loud as you want with no neighbours for a mile or so either way. [img]graemlins/@bow.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]
And lots of [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] as well.
Sounds like I'll have to set up some sort of CCA meet for next yr sometime.
