1- The world is your urinal.
2- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
3- You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's "just too dirty."
4- You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
5- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
6- You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
7- Wedding dress: $2,000; Tuxedo rental: $75.
8- With 400 million sperm cells per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
9- The remote control is yours and yours alone.
10- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
11- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
12- Bachelor parties kick butt over bridal showers.
13- You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
14- Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
15- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.