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Jan 30, 2004 | 08:10 PM

KillerGrand

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Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for
your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,
shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines
Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will
show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than
anything.

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... guys really don't
enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get
it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood,
sweat and consideration. Another secret.... guys feel left out. That's
right... left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either
too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and ******* Day". Simple, effective
and self-explanatory.... this holiday has been created so your ladies
finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No
cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the
holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ. That's it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and ******* Day will

usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual
love machine.

The word is already beginning to , but as with any new idea, it
needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So the word, and
help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

Jan 30, 2004 | 08:12 PM

ZachCHartwell

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It would be awesome for me if I had a girlfriend for Steak and BJ day now wouldn't it.

Hey maybe I can get one off ebay. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Pre-Happy steak and bj day everyone.

Jan 30, 2004 | 08:14 PM

Blinddemonz

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Its funny how that alwayz sounds like a joke. And most likely alwayz will be officially/technically. And by the way, Valentines day is for BOTH sexes not just the wife/girlfriend it works both wayz.

Jan 30, 2004 | 09:18 PM

Hardwrkr

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Quote:

Originally posted by boominZ24:
Its funny how that alwayz sounds like a joke. And most likely alwayz will be officially/technically. And by the way, Valentines day is for BOTH sexes not just the wife/girlfriend it works both wayz.

Yeah right. What's the point of Valentine's day if you are doing your job and doing something special for her each day of the year anyways?

Jan 30, 2004 | 09:29 PM

Derek Jerome

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if she was doing her job guys wouldn't have to come up with lame holidays just to try and get a steak now would they [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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no wonder I'm single eh [img]smile.gif[/img]

Jan 31, 2004 | 03:28 AM

Dereck Waller

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no doubt derek, i tink every day is speicsl, i try to live evry daylike its may last as far as friends an famiky ais concernd, yiou knever know, it could be, by the way I love all you guys (and gals_) on CCA, but that could just be the Rickards speeking ast this point!

Jan 31, 2004 | 08:12 AM

Shaughn Murley

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Oh crap, he's one of THOSE drunks....."I LOVE YOU GUYS..." hehehehe waller 31 isn't the end of the world, stop pickling your brain!! [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]