13 things what men are like.. hahahahahahaha
10-18-2005, 10:21 PM
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No pun intended guys.. i just thought it was kinda funny 
1.Men are like ........Laxatives ....... They irritate the **** out of you.
2.Men are like ......... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Men are like ......... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
4.Men are like ......... Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5.Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6.Men are like ....... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7.Men are like ......... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8.Men are like ......... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9.Men are like ........ Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.Men are like ........ Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.Men are like . ... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13.Men are like ........ Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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[ October 19, 2005, 01:09 AM: Message edited by: spl builders wife ]
1.Men are like ........Laxatives ....... They irritate the **** out of you.
2.Men are like ......... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Men are like ......... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
4.Men are like ......... Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5.Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6.Men are like ....... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7.Men are like ......... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8.Men are like ......... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9.Men are like ........ Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.Men are like ........ Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.Men are like . ... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13.Men are like ........ Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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[ October 19, 2005, 01:09 AM: Message edited by: spl builders wife ]
10-20-2005, 06:11 PM
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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the Veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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