I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.


I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.


Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"


She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!


Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"


She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"


So I hung up on the fat bitch.

 

haha as mean as that is - funny as hell!


depends how many pounds she put on and where she was at before

 

man...
fat bottom girls make the world go 'round....
they got extra skills to compensate for their handicap

 

They need a cookie.

 

Fat guys need Lovin' too

 

rofl. It's funny cause it's true

 

Beauty is olny a light-switch away. Too bad you can feel the fat parts.