A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though

she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs

into action.

As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde

begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,
but

cannot get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides

down the side of the horse anyway!

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping

rider.

Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the

horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she

is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck

against the ground over and over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments

away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Cecil, the Wal-Mart

greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse

 

lol

 

I never heard that one. Pretty good.